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[princess_of_ida]

Three for the gleam of a jewel or a smile.



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[princess_of_ida]

Fearing me is perhaps the smartest thing you've done here.

[She was silent for a moment.]

It's ok, Junpei. I did say I'd kill you if you transformed. This just wasn't how I'd thought that might come to pass. My transformation was... unfortunate. Unexpected.

...I just needed to see you returned whole. Considering how much I ate.

[moondregs]

[ Well, this is about what he should have expected. ]

I don’t really consider that thing me. So I don’t consider what ate it you.

[princess_of_ida]

[That was a mistake on his part. Ianthe knew the monsters were them, not some separate entity. But if that's what he needed to believe to sleep...]

Hmph. Alright, but you were very delicious.

[moondregs]

Ianthe.

[princess_of_ida]

What? It's the truth! Honest.

[moondregs]

I’m trying my best not to dwell on how weird everything about my life is now. I didn’t need to hear that.

[princess_of_ida]

You can use it as a pickup line.

Hey there. Wanna taste the kraken?

[moondregs]

Oh my god!

[ Delivered in the most mortified teenager voice possible. ]

Ugh! You’re so gross!

[princess_of_ida]

[Welcome to the party.]

Someone will appreciate it and suck minikraken.

[moondregs]

I don’t need any help in that department, thank you. You can stop mentioning my dick being sucked or me sucking someone else’s dick or any dick adjacent topics.

[princess_of_ida]

And here I thought minikraken was a good name for it. Guys always seemed to have this need to name their dicks for some reason.

And none of them are accurate.

[moondregs]

You’re still going.

… do some guys really do that? That’s just weird.

[princess_of_ida]

Very weird. One of the many reasons I generally prefer women.

[moondregs]

[ He goes from embarrassed to mildly curious, inner voice softening with a touch of hesitation. ]

Were you … with women back where you were from? Could you be?

[princess_of_ida]

Yeah. Men, too, but mostly women. I could be with pretty much anyone I wanted; I'm a princess.

[moondregs]

That explains a lot. No wonder you just do whatever you want.

[princess_of_ida]

I do what I want because Im a driven, ambitious person, and I have the necromantic power to back it up. My status as royalty wasn't the blessing you think it is.

Why did you even ask if I could be with women anyway? That's an odd question.

[moondregs]

In some places you can’t just … do that. So I was curious.

[princess_of_ida]

I don't understand.

[moondregs]

I told you I like guys, mostly.

Back home, there were people who would have made life even harder for me than they already did if they knew about that.

[princess_of_ida]

I remember that. I just don't understand why that is something to give someone shit about.

[moondregs]

Humans are always looking for any excuse to be cruel and single others out that don’t belong.

[princess_of_ida]

But that's like being a dick to someone because they breathe. That's a stupid thing to focus on.

[moondregs]

Yes. Stupid. Like so many things people do. Enough stupid, heartless things added up for me to not want anything to do with them.

[princess_of_ida]

You really should have just killed them. [/helpful]